can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it and also orbs and smoke
On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.
THIS JOINT!!!!
BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.
12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.
?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????
centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.
Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho
What’s your favorite non sexualized thing about the opposite sex?
I really like feeding women.. like whether im cooking or i take them somewhere to eat.. watching them eat and talk to me about themsleve.. idk why it makes me happy. My favorite thing.
Ohh i like watching yall do yall make up too.. the paitence and focus is so amazing.. it reminds me of when i get to focus in on a project.
I also like when women learn something new… like the look yall get be so pure… i taught my last ex how to tie a tie and she was so pleased with herself. It made me so happy because she really picked it up fast and was trying to teach her brothers as soon as she got home.
Marry me. 😂
listen… don’t temp me!! lol
I like the look of relief after a girl vents to you. That shit is life. Oh! Or when girls are confused lol. Yall “tryna understand” face be so cute!!
I love when yall ask me to do simple shit like reach something or help you carry something like yes help me serve a purpose lol. I like when girls tell me what they think about my Art. I ESPECIALLY love when girls sing to me. That shit entrances me to no end.
I want to say Y'all gave me faith in men again, seriously like I was dealing with a lot of shit and this gave me hope
I love hearing about her work day. I love being her daily journal, locking away her secrets, just listening. It’s just hearing her voice… 😪😍😍😍😍
Yes bc this post is everything. Giving mad hope. 😍
I like when girls be watching TV and just start doing random shit like playing with a nigga’s beard just rubbing their fingers in my facial hair or just resting their head on a nigga’s lap when y'all sitting near us relaxing. Shit is too cute. I also like how y'all get excited about something or thinks something is nice and y'all say “Awwwwww, baaaaaaaaby” lol y'all be acting so cute. Then when y'all so happy and joyful and we as men just sitting back letting y'all enjoy life being as happy as y'all can be, especially in the car when a favorite song comes on and y'all start vibing to it singing and dancing, snapping your fingers. Y'all be too hype with your lil cute, energetic selves. Y'all are just something else I tell ya and I love y'all for that!
so cute
This thread 😭
I love to see when a girl is doing what she’s passionate about….seeing her in a zone where it’s just her and whatever she’s working at…and she forget that I’m even there and I’m just a fly on the wall at that point ……Whether she is pleased with the result of what she did or not….. I just love to watch…… It’s just a genuine love I have for that….
I tend to stare a bit. Like I’ll watch a woman watch a movie. Watch her light up when something exciting happens. Or have her read a juicy part of a book to me. I love that. Or just playing with that fav curl of hers. Twinkling it around her finger. Or messing with their glasses. Sliding them back up their nose. The little things that none notices that are so damn cute.
Where are these guys irl tho?? I feel like they’re just scattered across the country postin on tumblr. Am I ever gonna meet y'all? U gone bump into me one day? Ask me for my number at the mall while ur staring? …I’ll wait lmao 😂👀👀
